Earlier this week, the Internet was moved by a public art project in Gothenburg, Sweden — a dick pick in the snow. Some brave Swede slid onto a frozen river to carve out the snow penis, which had since become too dangerous to walk on, leaving the town no choice but to learn to love it.
Park police later acquired a long-ass brush so they could castrate the ice, distorting the image of the once beautiful snow penis.
But, as a testament to the people's commitment to art, a Facebook page was erected to campaign for the return of the snow penis.
Emilian Sava, one of the people behind the removal of the OG Dick Pic, wrote an apology to the people:
For the non-Swedish speakers, the good people at i100 provided a translation:
I want to say that I am sincerely sorry to see that this many people miss the snow penis. Our thought was to give a hand to the City Council who stand helpless and not try to stop the freedom of art.
For this I want to apologise. To recreate the snow penis in Vallgraven [another area of Gothenburg] is risky but we are thinking about you and at this moment I am trying to figure out the best way to recreate a big and lovely snow penis in the memory of the old one. Please offer suggestions and we will do our best to make this happen.
Sava lived up to his promise, and created an even bigger, longer, more impressive penis on Thursday using professional equipment.
The aerial view is a wonder to behold: