This woman with her new talking Chewbacca mask is happier than you have ever been in your life.

This woman with her new talking Chewbacca mask is happier than you have ever been in your life.
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Here's a video of a woman and her new favorite thing in the whole world. The woman, who goes by the username PI_Producer on Reddit, filmed herself with an item she just bought that is basically giving her an orgasm of happiness. Not a sex toy—a talking Chewbacca mask. SHE IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS MASK, Y'ALL. She doesn't even bother trying to hide her glee. It would be impossible to, anyway. The joy would just bubble up and escape from the seatbelt and flow under the car and float her home on an ever-rising wave of delight.

Has anyone ever been this happy about anything? Probably not. Will anyone ever again? Doubtful. She's cornered the market on happiness. If you need happiness, you'll have to borrow it from her. She just cannot stop laughing and clapping.

She's very clear that the talking Chewie mask isn't for her sons, it's absolutely, 100% for her. "When it's said and done, at the end of the day, this is MINE that I bought, and I'm gonna keep it for my own." Hey kids, cheer up—no, you don't get a toy, but you do get to see your mom in a state of cackling euphoria.

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This is the face of rapture. Under the mask, that is. That's the face of Chewbacca.

Who is she making this video for, though? The answer is: for you. She made it for you. So you can see, for once in your pitiful life, what true jubilation looks like. And what does it look like? It looks like a hysterical, slightly unhinged woman in a talking Star Wars mask. Enjoy.

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