Nine-year-old Scott Lundy was thrilled to unwrap and open a PlayStation 4 box on Christmas Eve, except instead of the console in the box, he found a wooden block with a dick drawn on it. This came as a great surprise to his father and stepmom, as the gift was purchased at a local Target. It's almost as shocking as the time porn blared loudly over the intercom at a Target. But that's not all! The following message was also written on the block:
From cock and balls with love.
Wow. This may have been the work of scam artists who returned a block of wood with the same weight and size dimensions as an actual PS4. Which makes way more sense than an actual Grinch trying to ruin Christmas morning for some unsuspecting kid.
It is really, really unfortunate that young Scott was so excited about the PS4 before he opened the box. His father, Brian Lundy, described what Scott joyously screamed moments before the gift was ruined:
This is the best present ever this is the best Christmas Eve!
Target apologized to the Lundy family for the regrettable mishap, of course, and they received a new actual PS4 along with a $100 gift card and a free game. It will likely be their most memorable Christmas on record. As for the wooden block, it did what anyone does after waking up on the floor of a stranger's home with a dick drawn on it: called a taxi to go home.