It's Facebook IPO day! Now that the world's biggest enemy of productivity is going public, maybe it's time to take a closer look at the statuses and wall posts that turned this behemoth into a $100 billion monster. The users whose posts appear in this list comprise Facebook's least valuable players, the people who put stuff up everyday to remind you that maybe you should log off and go outside for a while. Wall Street might like to think these posts are the outliers, the exceptions to the quality content generated by this fine corporation. Nope, these posts are Facebook's foundation. When you buy shares in Facebook, you're counting on the tireless and shameless work of these noble social network citizens.