The first useful survey ever conducted.

The first useful survey ever conducted.
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The first useful survey ever conducted.

We assume this poll consisted of questions like "Does it bother you that I seem to have specifically chosen to call during dinner?" "What if I told you this would 'only take a second,' but then kept you on the phone for nearly half an hour?" and, finally, "What if I called again tomorrow with seemingly zero recollection that we've already spoken?"

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