The greatest moments of Obama Chair's presidency.

The greatest moments of Obama Chair's presidency.
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The greatest moments of Obama Chair's presidency.

"Not red America or blue America, but a United Seats of America. Thanks! Go f*** yourself!"

If Clint Eastwood and the rest of the RNC taught us anything, it is that Obama Chair has been a total failure, and tells people to go perform lewd acts on themselves. We wanted to believe in Obama Chair, and not just because we had never elected that kind of furniture to office before. But why did we believe in Obama Chair so much? Let's look back at some of Obama Chair's highlights over the years:

The greatest moments of Obama Chair's presidency.

"Tell Bin Laden to go f*** himself."
 

 

The greatest moments of Obama Chair's presidency.

"You are the f***ing yourselves you have been waiting for. Si nos puede **** nosotros."
 

The greatest moments of Obama Chair's presidency.

"I just told a bunch of Somali pirates to go f*** themselves."

 

The greatest moments of Obama Chair's presidency.

"My opponent, John McCain, is a hero. But he should still go f*** himself."

 

The greatest moments of Obama Chair's presidency.

"Go hope yourself."

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