"Not red America or blue America, but a United Seats of America. Thanks! Go f*** yourself!"
If Clint Eastwood and the rest of the RNC taught us anything, it is that Obama Chair has been a total failure, and tells people to go perform lewd acts on themselves. We wanted to believe in Obama Chair, and not just because we had never elected that kind of furniture to office before. But why did we believe in Obama Chair so much? Let's look back at some of Obama Chair's highlights over the years:
"Tell Bin Laden to go f*** himself."
"You are the f***ing yourselves you have been waiting for. Si nos puede **** nosotros."
"I just told a bunch of Somali pirates to go f*** themselves."
"My opponent, John McCain, is a hero. But he should still go f*** himself."
"Go hope yourself."