The least effective sexual deviant ever.

The least effective sexual deviant ever.
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If a tree gets naked in the forest and there's no one around to be grossed out by it, is the tree terrible at being a perv? According to the 1984 film classic Revenge Of The Nerds, this act is called "Mopery," which, we guess, is where someone reveals his naked person, and then endeavors to describe as specifically as possible exactly what is being put on display. Far less efficient than traditional flashing, but for more literary. 

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