The most depressingly accurate chart of who's on Twitter.

The most depressingly accurate chart of who's on Twitter.
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Anyone who has spent more than a minute on Twitter realizes it's not a place to share fun thoughts and news articles with your friends - it's a place to defeat your friends' fun thoughts and articles with you own better thoughts and articles. If you've ever done anything, it's the place to rub it in everyone else's face. If you're going to do something, it's the place to demand everyone else attend/read/help promote it. If you've ever heard a joke (or read one on Twitter), it's the place to claim it as your own. And if you have something real and original to say, it's a great place to see it die a quiet death.

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