"And when he did eat flesh in high school, he was way more into thighs and asses, occasionally the meaty part of the abdomen. This face thing, though, it's just totally out of character for good old Rudy." Man, how good of an impression did this guy make in high school? We're betting we couldn't get our old classmates to defend our character if it came out that we had a lot of unpaid parking tickets, but they're standing by this guy after he ate a face! We really should start working on our personality if we ever want to get into high-profile cannibalism.