A map compiled by Olivet Nazarene University reveals the most ridiculous laws on the books in each state. For example, the god- and law-fearing citizens of the state of Alabama are forbidden from wearing fake mustaches in church just in case they would cause laughter, and sneaky teens in Illinois can drink if they're underage just as long as they are enrolled in a culinary program. The good people up in Maine actually enacted a genius decree—making it illegal to have Christmas decorations still up after January 14th.

Sources: Olivet Nazarene University | h/t Daily Mail