Map shows the craziest law in every state, lets you know where you can't wear a fake mustache.

Map shows the craziest law in every state, lets you know where you can't wear a fake mustache.
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A map compiled by Olivet Nazarene University reveals the most ridiculous laws on the books in each state. For example, the god- and law-fearing citizens of the state of Alabama are forbidden from wearing fake mustaches in church just in case they would cause laughter, and sneaky teens in Illinois can drink if they're underage just as long as they are enrolled in a culinary program. The good people up in Maine actually enacted a genius decree—making it illegal to have Christmas decorations still up after January 14th.

The map serves as a good reminder that the United States can be very, very weird.

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Many of the M and N states are worried about sneaky animals:

The states at the end of the alphabet, meanwhile, are very concerned with body parts, be it selling eyes or biting limbs:

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Of course, there are many funny and creative ways to organize these United States. The United States of Kevin will show you the most famous dude named Kevin from your zone, the United States of Emoji displayed popular emoticons, and the United States of STDs revealed how crusty Arizona is.

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