Isn't all of Manhattan technically "Expanding Gay Zone"?

Normal, run-of-the-mill maps certainly have their place in the world. But they're only valuable to a point. Sure, if you need to know 7th Avenue and 57th Street intersect, they're fine. But what if you want to get to the "Drunk Mickey Mouses and Elmos" without suffering any awkward run-ins with "Angry Commuters" or "Cultured People"? Then you're kind of up shit's creek, aren't you?

That's where these Judgmental Maps come in. I don't mean to be overly discriminative, but the humorous and somewhat mean-spirited descriptors on the website's maps seem like they'd be right up you and your neck-beard friends's alley. Hey, don't get mad. I'm just saying, is all. Here's just a few to give you an idea:

Sources: Judgmental Maps | h/t Death & Taxes