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This thief is probably calling for his edamame. Eh? Eh?

This Chicago thief got a crash course in the "take out" menu the other night. Get it? Because he stole from a restaurant. And he was "taken out" by its owner. Okay, wait, no, I can do better than that. Hold on. Okay...

When this thief stole an iPhone from a patron of the Lincoln Park neighborhood's swanky sushi joint Juno, he found out what was on special. An ass-kicking! Delivered by restaurant owner and martial arts expert Jason Chan? No? You're right, that's awful. Maybe a sushi angle...

Sources: CBS Chicago | H/T Gawker