It was worth the prison time to capture such a delicious composition. (via TSG)

Identity thieves gotta eat sometime, right? And since identity thieves are humans living in 2013, they obviously can't eat a meal without posting a sepia-toned photograph of it on Instagram, right? Troy Maye reportedly stole thousands of identities online, but he and his partner in crime and in love, Tiwanna Tenise Thomason, were on their way to a doomed end when they sat down for dinner at Morton's Steak House this past January, where they talked about selling their stolen data to a man they didn't know to be an informant working with the IRS. 

Sources: The Smoking Gun | Gawker