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Sarah Carter wrote "The Tinder Song" with nothing but messages men sent to her.

I thought nothing could shock me. Then I listened to Sarah Carter's song. I've heard plenty of Tinder horror stories from women, but none of them included the line "Have you ever accidentally got shit on the back of your neck?" This is a kind of flirting I'm not familiar with.

I do want to point out that although this is a very common experience on Tinder, it's not universal. I myself am in a wonderful long-term relationship with someone I met on Tinder. I never used one of these lines, and I certainly never sent a dick pic. Not only because they're creepy and inappropriate, but also because my phone's camera doesn't have a panorama mode.

Sources: Sarah Carter