We've already booked our plane ticket. We want to meet the Mayor of Fucking. We're going to eat at some Fucking restaurants, meet some Fucking people, go to the Museum of Fucking History, explore the town until we feel like we know everything there is to know about Fucking. We hope we meet a nice Fucking girl while we're there. Of course, we'll need a travel guide, so it's off to the bookstore to pick up a copy of Let's Go Fucking.