20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.
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20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

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A good way to ensure future generations are able to park like a**holes in a nice environment.

With perhaps the exception of fundraising emails from Obama and/or having a conversation with anyone born after 1995, there are few things more annoying than a**holes who can't (or worse, won't) park like civilized human beings. What exactly motivates a person to behave with such a clear disdain for society and white painted lines? Some suggest bad parenting, others low lQ, and still others, hallucinogenic drugs. But while theories may differ greatly in focus, within each lies the universal agreement that these people are complete douchebags and should be mocked openly on the Internet whenever possible. These 20 examples constitute our effort to do just that.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

"Hmm, how can I screw over two handicapped people by parking only one car?"
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

"I wonder why there's only one garage in this parking lot?"
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

Even if the goal were to park directly on top of the white line, he effed this up.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

Congrats on doing the exact opposite thing you're supposed to do.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

In fairness, it still takes up about as much space as a single Hummer. 
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

Later he'll argue that it's OK because he's mentally handicapped — and we'll believe him.


20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

"Canyonero!"
 

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20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

Professional a**holes on a closed course, do not attempt Double Hummer Block at home.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

In fairness, the handicapped person who was going to park there could have been a terrorist.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

Clearly his first attempt at driving with a blindfold on.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

"Keep coming. Keep coming. You got a few more inches. OK, that's perfect!"
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

Some people just zig when the rest of the law-abiding world zags.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

It's easy to forget to park properly when you're obsessing about your small dick.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

"My Maserati does 185. I lost my license beacause I don't know how to drive."
 

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20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

"You keep saying 'parallel.' I don't know what that means."
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

Parking space gangbang!
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

This looks like the worst David Blaine trick ever.
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

Like a glove!
 

20 great ways to park if you happen to be the world's biggest dickhead.

S**tty parking aside, who goes to Uhaul.com to learn about fossils?

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