A lot of people say they want their funeral to be a big party, but it really was for 23-year old Jomar Aguayo Collazo, of Río Piedras, Puerto Rico. Friends and family of the murdered gangster gathered at his favorite bar, drank, and danced to songs on the jukebox. Oh, and by the way, Aguayo's corpse was sitting at a nearby table 'playing' a game of dominoes. No big deal.
Just a few days ago, Aguayo Collazo and with two other alleged gang members were celebrating his birthday in that very same bar, owned by his mother. The celebration turned tragic when all three of them were shot dead in what's being described by police as a drug-related shooting.
His mom, who sounds cool af, just wanted her son to be able to "play" dominoes and get his drink on one last time. She contacted a funeral home who specializes in this type of thing (and probably watched Weekend at Bernie's.) She dressed him in his usual; dark sunglasses, track suit, fresh white sneakers, and a gold chain. His body was then propped up at a table with the corpse holding a domino in one hand and a condom in the other.
Typical mom, always worried about safe sex.