What it looks like when a TV station is having the slowest news day ever.

What it looks like when a TV station is having the slowest news day ever.
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What it looks like when a TV station is having the slowest news day ever.

"This just in, unmanned flashlight spotted on the corner of 3rd Ave. & Jefferson. Citizens are urged to be on high-alert as it's not even dark outside and there have been no reported power outages, so why is this flashlight not at home in a kitchen drawer? Also, the flashlight is lying in the middle of the street with seemingly no regard for oncoming cars, which tends to suggest it's high on bath salts. Please remain in your homes unless you absolutely must go outside."

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