I stand by this one. The novelization of Sex and the City 2 was a really scary read. 

You can stop laboring over that Facebook status, gang. This week's Internet thing that does stuff is a Facebook status autogenerator. What Would I Say? connects to your public Facebook account and absorbs data and keywords from your very profound history of Facebook self-absorption. Then with a click of a button, it auto-generates a status that you were probably going to post anyway because we're all just pretty much telling our Facebook friends that we feel blessed for our family and friends over and over again, right?

Sources: What Would I Say?