Stuart Lynn can handle a hot curry, okay? He can handle a curry so hot it'll burn your throat down to your feet and melt the bottom of your sneakers. He once licked the sun. He was just having a mild day, and wanted a curry to match. So Stuart went to local Indian place, Valentine Restaurant, and ordered a curry at the spice level he wanted in the moment. MILD. No further commentary necessary. Or so he thought! When he got home and unpacked his yummy meal (I'm getting hungrier as this article goes on, btw), he discovered his receipt, which had some very special instructions:

Sources: Mirror UK