Why you should never text while on Ambien.

Why you should never text while on Ambien.
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Why you should never text while on Ambien.

Whoever Amber is, it's good to know that all it takes for someone to like her is to be high out of their minds on hallucinatory sleeping pills. Let this texter's rapid descent into total incoherence be a lesson to anyone with an Ambien prescription: before you take it, lock your iPhone in a closet and don't let it out, no matter what it yells at you.

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