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Airplanes: airborne tubes functioning as giant petri dishes of bacteria and bad feelings. It's like your morning commute times a thousand. It's so rare for anything good to happen that we thank God for a safe landing because it means we can leave our cylindrical prison. In the video below, feelings are at an all-time high as a woman is forced to exit a plane amidst a mob of people booing, and that's before this angry air dildo has even taken off. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbWUEBVvlSo&feature=youtu.be
Sources: burnsie3000