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A 38-year-old Minnesota woman was tired of the neighbor kids, so she sent the family anonymous threats saying that she wanted to taste and lick their children. All this because they were noisy and left stuff on her porch. Carrie Pernula was arrested and now faces possible charges of gross misdemeanor terroristic threats and stalking. Yes, threatening to eat kids is gross, but in this case a gross misdemeanor refers to a minor crime, like petty theft. Apparently it's a minor crime in this country if you only threaten to eat kids. USA! USA! She sent the first letter on September 27:

Sources: CBS Minnesota