The Understatement of the Year award goes to Sheriff Walter L Davis III for his quote, "This is a prime example of how alcohol can make individuals do things they would not normally do." Alcohol or no, Stephanie Robinette has dealt a serious blow to the movement to make people more comfortable with women breastfeeding in public. From now on, when a mom pulls her breast from her top at a cafe, who's to say whether she intends to feed her baby or open fire on a barista for adding too much froth to her machiatto? Perhaps it's time to stop calling it motherhood, and start calling it "weaponized womanhood."