14 glorious photos of despicable in-flight behavior.

14 glorious photos of despicable in-flight behavior.
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Flying in an airplane used to be a novelty, and also fancy. Now we are numb to the amazingness of flight, and everyone is a slob. Here are the worst of the worst. (A special thanks to Passenger Shaming, which collect and exposes deplorable in-flight behavior to the delight and consternation of the Internet.)

1. Keep your shirt on.

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Sir, this is an airplane, not a .38 Special concert.

2. His dentist loves him, everyone else hates him.

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He listens to music while he brushes because it distracts him from how gross it is.

3. A row of one's own.

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This is a logical response to

4. A fine mess.

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This is why the people in first class look down on us.

5. Why so sleepy, sleepyhead?

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Oh, I see.
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6. Did you bring enough for the whole plane?

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They're just saving it for the return flight.

7. Be prepared for your next flight.

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And make sure to stay safe.

8. Somehow this is worse than a condom.

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What the hell happened here?
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9. Hair it is.


10. It's healthier to sleep on your stomach.

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And it would be sooo uncomfortable to keep your shoes on.

11. Stickin' together.

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My mom still gives me grief about the banana sticker I put on the wall of my childhood bedroom.
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12. Baby on board.

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At least she's not crying. Yet.

13. Which do you prefer…

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A stranger's gross feet on the place where you might eat food…

14. Or a stranger's feet…

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…Right next to that coffee you aren't going to be drinking anymore?
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