13 glorious photos of despicable in-flight behavior.

13 glorious photos of despicable in-flight behavior.
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Flying in an airplane used to be a novelty, and also fancy. Now we are numb to the amazingness of flight, and everyone is a slob. Here are the worst of the worst. (A special thanks to Passenger Shaming, which collect and exposes deplorable in-flight behavior to the delight and consternation of the Internet.)

1. Keep your shirt on.

Sir, this is an airplane, not a .38 Special concert.


2. His dentist loves him, everyone else hates him.


He listens to music while he brushes because it distracts him from how gross it is.


3. A fine mess.

This is why the people in first class look down on us.

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4. Why so sleepy, sleepyhead?


Oh, I see.

5. Did you bring enough for the whole plane?


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They're just saving it for the return flight.

6. Be prepared for your next flight.


And make sure to stay safe.

7. Somehow this is worse than a condom.

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What the hell happened here?

8. Hair it is.


Hot Pursuit wasn't meant to be seen this way.

9. It's healthier to sleep on your stomach.

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And it would be sooo uncomfortable to keep your shoes on.


10. Stickin' together.

My mom still gives me grief about the banana sticker I put on the wall of my childhood bedroom.


11. Baby on board.

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At least she's not crying. Yet.


12. Which do you prefer…

A stranger's gross feet on the place where you might eat food…


13. Or a stranger's feet…

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…Right next to that coffee you aren't going to be drinking anymore?

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