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Don't let your eyes fool you: that is not an Olympic athlete.

Look, it's a dream we all share: seeing your grandmother compete in the Olympics. Even if it has to be the Winter Olympics. Unfortunately, I have to break it to you that this will never happen. Your grandmother will never be in the Olympics (unless she already was, like, a long time ago). I know it seems unbelievable, and you're probably getting emotional and angrily denying what I'm telling you, but I'll try to break it down in layman's terms as to why this is impossible.