Be careful what you wish for.

Before you address a random woman, consider what you're about to say. 

Does it fall into the category of "telling another human being with free will what to do with her face?" 

If the answer is, "Yup, pretty much," you might want to keep it to yourself.

This is not for her sake. This is for your sake. This is for your safety. This is for your sanity. 

You just never know how quickly the world can fall to madness, as this hilarious little horror movie written and directed by Jessie Weinberg ably demonstrates.

Sources: The Get Go on YouTube | h/t The Hairpin