"Hi, I'm Jorah Mormont and I'd like to talk to you about Grey Valtrex."

As Episode 9 made abundantly clear, people are going to die in Game of Thrones whether you want them to or not. As someone who has watched and written about the show extensively, here are my predictions for who will make the Thin Man slightly less hungry when the season concludes this Sunday. (I have listened to A Song of Ice and Fire on audiobook, but it was a long time ago and the show has caught up, so I have no clue what will happen. Nevertheless, spoiler alerts and a general alert for anyone who will be angry if I am either right or wrong. on alert in general, I guess.)