Your life: It kind of sucks, right?

I mean, sure, there are good parts — but when it's time to put your experience, skills, and personality on a resume, you suddenly realize that the only thing that makes you a better job applicant than a potato is that you have a Twitter account. And then you realize that there's a potato on Twitter too, and it has more followers than you ever will.

If you need help spinning your poop-can life into something that actually appeals to employers, take a look at the suggestions below, categorized by the different crappy sections of your depressing existence.

Crappy Computer Skills