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What should you get Dad for Father's Day? None of these dumb things.


"I hope it's better than that stupid shit you got me last year." (via Thinkstock)

Dads are eternally hard to shop for, and nowhere is that more apparent than in the inane collections of useless stuff that are Father's Day gift lists. Produced every year by every goddamn website, magazine, and newspaper, these gift lists bring together a stunning collection of items that say, "Dad, your children and wife know nothing about you, so here's something about golf or beer." Below are actual, real idiotic products that people took actual, real time to recommend you buy for your father.

1. Fancy-ass scented candle, recommended by 'Forbes.'


A thing of beauty is a joy forever, and thus this will never be a joy. (via Forbes)