Weddings are full of magical moments like getting to drink free booze, and traumatizing ones, like having to wait to drink free booze. Let's get this party started... But first some public speaking! (Do eye rolls burn calories?)

1. The Girl Who Makes It All About Her

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It's not her special day, or is it? Did you know if she had been even remotely interested in the groom, or hadn't introduced the couple, or didn't just have her own more glamorous wedding a month ago, none of us would be gathered here today? This narcissist is the reason someone had to make a rule that other people can't wear white at a wedding. She's barely able to conceal her rage at the Bride for upstaging her.