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Only one man can emote the true menace of Delta Gamma Julia.

Last week, with a single email, one furious sorority girl changed the way the world looks at sorority girls forever and ever. After "Julia's" email was run by Gawker, we all started waiting with bated breath for Quentin Tarantino to announce his upcoming sorority movie starring Michelle Rodriguez. In the meantime, Funny Or Die brought in Michael Shannon to dramatize Julia's words. Hopefully some snippets of this will make it into next season's Boardwalk Empire. "Get ready to be cunt-punted, Mr. Thompson."

Sources: Funny or Die | Gawker