My God. What has man's arrogance finally wrought?
Yeah, we drew a dick on Mars. Was it an accident? Well, we're sure they'll say it was. What else are they going to say? "Well, some of our guys got bored so they did the equivalent of playing Logo across 225 million kilometers to draw a crude penis." (If you don't know what Logo is, you had a deprived childhood.) This photo is from either Spirit or Opportunity (the interest in this penis seems to have crashed the Jet Propulsion Laboratory website at press time), which means that with the new technology of the Mars Curiosity Rover, NASA could presumably draw much bigger dicks in the near future.