Some people say Americans' love of suing the crap out of each other is a bad thing, but if it wasn't for that litigious spirit our warning signs and product disclaimers would be far less entertaining. No matter how ridiculous they may seem, remember that at some point in time, someone did something to make each of these signs necessary.
Update (6/15/11): Eight new additions covering all variety of ridiculousness, including when not to cast the first stone, where not to keep your cash, and for a little variety, fun things you shouldn't do to a urinal.
Update (6/1/11): Wheelchair eating crocodiles, poz pitbulls, and more fun things you shouldn't do on a toilet.
Posted on 5/26/11:
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