BBC Sport (no that's not a typo; British people are just cute like that) presenter Dan Walker had a difficult moment to maneuver at the Rio Olympics, when people started asking about the rather cuddly couple on the beach behind him during a live broadcast. Luckily, Dan was prepared to explain exactly what they were up to—and it was definitely "not that."

And don't worry, Dan isn't judging people who read books in unusual poses on the beach.