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Couldn't he at least get moved to True Crime?

Sorry, but we think he at least deserves to be shelved in the inspirational section. He struggled with the handicap of being one of the most celebrated athletes in the world, and after years of hard work and persistence, he built his doping efforts into the most successful and shameful doping conspiracy in the history of scumbaggery. At worst, move his books to erotica (a lot of people dig the one-ball thing).

Sources: BuzzFeed