Money might not be able to buy you happiness—or, evidently, rhythm—but it clearly will bring moments of joy in its purest form into your life. Moments like the one new LA Clippers owner and former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer experienced while dancing(?) to Fergie during last night's game. He looks like he's being tickled by God.
He may be a big Fergie fan, but I imagine this is how he looks getting out of bed. Or washing his scalp in the shower. Or anywhere else he happens to be when he remembers he's worth 22 billion dollars.