Human fish hybrid Michael Phelps co-hosted an episode of America's Got Talent and received a standing ovation from the audience and the judges, because he's got more talent in one flipper finger than most people have in their whole bodies.

The winner of a bazillion Olympic gold medals told AGT host and Mariah Carey divorce survivor Nick Cannon how happy he was that his baby son Boomer (real name: Boomer) was able to watch him as he raced. He also revealed his personal recipe for success: a combination of dreaming big, setting goals, and hating to lose. See kids? That's all it takes! Having shoulders like an XL coat hanger probably doesn't hurt either.