The PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics are here! For most people that means two things: figure skating, now hosted by the lovely Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski, and super attractive people in their athletic prime. Oh, and all the sports! But those are mostly fun for the casual viewer because of the SAPs (super attractive people). Thus, the best way to prepare for Olympics is to quickly figure out who you are most attracted to. So, without further ado, here is an incomplete list of OILFs (Olympians I'd like to ... eat fudge with). They are in no particular order, except for Steve Langton. He is first for a good reason.