At some sports thing between the Boston ones and Atlanta guys on Tuesday night, the Kiss Cam set its sights on a couple that was all too pleased with the attention they were getting. But in truth, no one cared for them: the cheers rippling through the audience (that probably happened) were for Pizza Girl, and no one else.

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Pizza Girl is America's Sweetheart. The guys want to date her, the single girls are her.

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Pizza Girl is the epitome of a modern woman.

Pay homage to Pizza Girl with this classic Jonas Brothers tune.

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Congrats if you watched that for more than 20 seconds.