At some sports thing between the Boston ones and Atlanta guys on Tuesday night, the Kiss Cam set its sights on a couple that was all too pleased with the attention they were getting. But in truth, no one cared for them: the cheers rippling through the audience (that probably happened) were for Pizza Girl, and no one else.
Pizza Girl is America's Sweetheart. The guys want to date her, the single girls are her.
Guys, all I can think about is Kiss Cam Pizza Girl. She's everything that's great about America.— Bruce Labbate (@blabbate) April 20, 2016
THIS IS MY FUTURE WIFE PLS HELP ME FIND HER https://t.co/Zu29c5GHdq— li'l king trashmouth (@Becca_DP) April 20, 2016
literally me whenever any of my friends in relationships try to get more attention than mehttps://t.co/L6X1voc86r— Gabe Bergado (@gabebergado) April 20, 2016
Pizza Girl is the epitome of a modern woman.
Pay homage to Pizza Girl with this classic Jonas Brothers tune.
Congrats if you watched that for more than 20 seconds.