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Ryan Lochte, former lovable oaf, got significantly less lovable when he seemingly pissed all over a gas station in Brazil and tried to cover it up by saying he was robbed by police at gunpoint. Oh and he later managed to get out of the country while three of his friends were detained and questioned. What a cool guy!

This drama now has the notorious moniker "Lochtegate," and will inevitably be adapted to film, perhaps with the starring role played by another notable space cadet named Matthew McConaughey: