Ryan Lochte outsmarts Brazilian police by refusing to go back to Brazil to face charges.

Ryan Lochte outsmarts Brazilian police by refusing to go back to Brazil to face charges.
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US Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte says he will not go back to Brazil to face charges for claiming he was held at gunpoint by fake police, which turned out to be a lie for which he then apologized. At least, that's what we think he said. He speaks so slowly we kind of nodded off.

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How Lochte looks listening to a question is how we feel hearing his reply.
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Lochte also commented on the U.S. Olympic Committee possibly banning him from swimming and stripping him of his medals...

"Um, I really have no comments, it’s whatever the U.S.O.C. decides. Whatever my punishment is, I’m just going to have to accept it and go from there."

But he doesn't feel like he's going to be stripped of his medals...

"I don’t think that’s going to happen. I don’t think that’s realistic. But I owned up to it, it’s my fault, and whatever the consequences are, I’ll go from there and see what happens."

Isn't part of owning up to it facing the charges brought against you? Or maybe guys with a smile like Lochte's can get away without facing charges.

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Oh, and those lips...

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What were we talking about?

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