After all, why are any of us really here, y'know?

Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch does not enjoy talking to reporters. We could get into a whole debate about whether Mr. Lynch is paid to play football or whether he is paid to be "an NFL player" who represents the Seattle Seahawks on and off the field to the merchandise-purchasing public, BUT THE FACT REMAINS: Marshawn Lynch does not like talking to reporters. He will do it, however, to avoid getting fined. This is a real fear for Mr. Lynch, as he has already been fined to the tune of $100,000 for his recalcitrance, and was threatened with a $500,000 fine if he skipped the pre--Super Bowl "Media Day" like he did last year. Why the change of heart? He answered that 29 times:

Sources: Jake O'Donnell | FTW | TMZ