After the Washington Capitals lost to the Pittsburgh Penguins in overtime Tuesday, Comcast SportsNet's Michael Jenkins decided to have a very somber, but not sober, broadcast. As it happens, Jenkins is a big fan of both the Capitals and of washing away pain with booze. He opened up his segment by asking "You guys hear about the Caps? No?"
It then turned into what will surely become a legendary TV news segment, as evidenced by the muffled off-screen giggles you can hear from the production crew on set:
I got a message for all you kids out there. I know everyone says you can do whatever you want if you put your mind to it. It's all one big lie...so give up on your dreams.
The production crew was not quiet at the end, as you could quite clearly hear them yelling "CHUG!" as he poured his drink down the front of his shirt.