To describe what happened in adult terms, Steph Curry secured a victory for the Golden State Warriors over the Oklahoma City Thunder with a half-court missile that broke their tie with 0.6 seconds left on the clock. It was the kind of moment that's usually reserved for the fantasies of a middle-schooler who's gotten bored in class: "Tie game, the crowd is roaring" (kid makes roaring-crowd noise) "Oklahoma tries to win, no good, Steph Curry gets the rebound," (more, louder roaring-crowd noise) "Four seconds, can he do it? Three, two, I guess it's over-OHMYGODFROMDOWNTOWN."