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It's going to be sad when the evil Batman villain Sandwich Bane blows this up.

One week until the Super Bowl, and if you're like us you're already daydreaming about filling your body from eyeballs to toes with cold cuts while paying not even the slightest attention to whatever's happening on the television. To prepare yourself for the big day, spend a few hours staring at this image, trying to visualize your stomach becoming elastic enough to fit the entirety of this sandwich stadium. Feel the lining stretch inside of you, making room for the Tailgate Pastry Party that is probably on the neighboring table (if the host has any class at all). Pratice that visualization every day this week and you should be ready for some competitive binging by kickoff.