Team Greece meets Team Coco.

Even though more Americans are watching the World Cup than ever before, in terms of popularity, soccer still falls somewhere between mixed martial arts and competitive eating. That said, one sign that you may have arrived is when Triumph The Insult Comic Dog sniffs you out as a target to poop on.

Triumph didn't travel all the way to Brazil, pointing out that it was unnecessary when he could find the "heat, humidity, and crowded streets teaming with raw sewage," right in Astoria, Queens. It's also a good place to find communities of people from all over the world, gathering together, bonded by their love of calling in sick, day-drinking and watching television.

Sources: Team Coco