Cristiano Ronaldo is a Portuguese soccer star who also happens to be really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
To honor his career and chiseled cheekbones, his hometown of Funchal, Portugal, recently held a ceremony renaming the town's airport after him, Buzzfeed reports. They also presented a statue in his honor. But don't say "awww!" just yet.
Because here's what the statue looks like:
What. The. Hell. Is. That. Thing.
The bronze statue has a face, which Cristiano Ronaldo also has. Other than that, I don't see the resemblance. Do you?
This looks like a murderous robot with dental issues. Here's another photo of Cristiano Ronaldo to remind you what he actually looks like (purely for journalistic purposes):
Whoops, an underwear photo! I guess that's all I could find online.
Ronaldo was photographed next to his "likeness" and he looks like he feels the way we all feel when we look at this bronze bust: horrified, amused, confused. It's a roller coaster of emotion.
Twitter is having a field day roasting the statue.
It also isn't the first time a statue of Cristiano Ronaldo made headlines. Back in 2014, his hometown erected (tee hee) a statue in his honor that had one very prominent feature on display (hint: it's his penis).
Do statue-makers love or hate this guy? I just can't figure it out.
Here's one more photo of the soccer star IRL, just to refresh your memory:
Oops, another underwear pic! My bad.