Cristiano Ronaldo is a Portuguese soccer star who also happens to be really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
To honor his career and chiseled cheekbones, his hometown of Funchal, Portugal, recently held a ceremony renaming the town's airport after him, Buzzfeed reports. They also presented a statue in his honor. But don't say "awww!" just yet.
Because here's what the statue looks like:
What. The. Hell. Is. That. Thing.