Our parents: "Nope, not illegal."
This is it, Nathan Fielder. This time you've gone too far. Comedian Nathan Fielder of Nathan for You has horrified and impressed us with his previous texting experiments, but this time we're just feeling icky all over from the many, many stories of parents with STDs that have come to light as a result of this prank. View the results of this texting travesty below, and then go take a shower.
Hushing up your mistakes is the best advice I can give you, son.
Whoa, cool it, Mom. This isn't a full-length email prank.
Sounds like you should hope you never see your mom again.
And they're on hold with the police.