Every genius on Facebook has warned you that the worst snowstorm to ever hit New York City (and I guess the rest of the east coast) is coming, but you were too busy looking at Facebook to take care of yourself. Now you are snowed in and the food delivery guys are snowed out. If you have any preservation skills, you've already completed Step 1.

Step 1: Hit the liquor store now. Remember, booze doesn't go bad, so stock up like you are about to go to a holiday office party that only serves beer and wine. Hurry up, if it isn't already too late. I'll Wait.

(Note: religious affiliation of your liquor store clerk may differ.)